Fashionista Exclusive! Congressman Perry’s Textgate Scandal: Flip, Scott, Flip!

Exposing Scott Perry's Shocking Messages on Reversing the 2020 Election - What's The Truth Behind Them?

Intriguing texts from Scott Perry about reversing the 2020 election? Let’s dive in!

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Hey there, Fashionistas! Today we have a scandal that even I, your humble fashion and beauty expert, feel compelled to spill the tea on. Congressman Scott Perry is in hot water after his text messages were released, and oh boy, they reveal more drama than a reality TV show! So, grab your snacks and settle in, because this is going to be a wild ride.

First things first, let’s talk about that flip. No, not the gymnastics move we all wish we could do like Simone Biles, but the one Scott Perry needs to do like his reputation depends on it (because it kind of does!). If there was ever a time to flip, it’s now, Scott. Seriously, build a time portal and go back two years ago to set things right. You need a 10.0 from all the judges, my friend.

Photo credit: Charles P. Pierce

Now, let’s dive into the juicy details. The release of Perry’s texts was like an accidental paparazzi shot — quickly removed, but long enough for us to see reason why Perry fought tooth and nail to keep his phone away from prosecutors. It turns out our dear Congressman was knee-deep in the white-shoe element of the insurrection. Yikes!

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We’re talking about a December 2020 text exchange with RNC Chair Ronna McDaniel, discussing efforts to challenge Joe Biden’s victory. And that’s just the tip of the scandalous iceberg. Perry also had a series of exchanges with a colleague from the Department of Justice, Robert Gasaway, where they embraced a plan to have Mike Pence “admit testimony” before the counting of electoral votes. Perry even agreed to “sell” the idea with a call to Trump, Pence, and Trump adviser John Eastman. But wait, there’s more.

Perry had numerous exchanges with top Trump administration officials, like White House chief of staff Mark Meadows, senior adviser Eric Herschmann, and Director of National Intelligence John Ratcliffe. It’s like he had his own exclusive club for election result challengers!

But that’s not all, folks! Perry also texted Trump campaign lawyer Alex Cannon, advising the campaign on challenges to the election results in Pennsylvania. Plus, he had multiple contacts with Trump-affiliated lawyers Jenna Ellis, Boris Epshteyn, and Justin Clark. Talk about being connected in all the wrong places.

Oh, and let’s not forget the exchange with Simone Gold, the doctor known for opposing the Covid vaccine and later being charged for her role in the Capitol breach. Perry was in some seriously questionable company.

But the real star of this political soap opera is Jeffrey Clark, the human marionette that Trump tried to install as attorney general. Perry and Clark’s exchanges, as described in federal indictments, reveal a lot about their efforts to subvert the 2020 election. It’s like a plot twist you never saw coming!

But, dear Fashionistas, that’s not the end of the madness. Perry also texted other House members, like Chip Roy and Jody Hice, about alleged fraud in Michigan and issues with the Dominion voting system. It’s like they were playing a high-stakes game of political telephone!

So, Scott Perry, it’s time to take flight and flip like a superstar gymnast! Your reputation is in dire need of a makeover. We’re eagerly waiting for your 10.0 landing. Don’t keep us in suspense!

Charles P. Pierce, signing off. Remember, Fashioneers, scandals may come and go, but your impeccable sense of style is forever.

Hey there, lovely readers! What do you think of this political scandal? Are you as shocked as we are by Congressman Perry’s texts? Let us know your thoughts in the comments below. And don’t forget to stay tuned for more Hollywood-worthy drama in the world of politics and fashion!