Saltburn: A Delightfully Wet and Wild Film

Rosamund Pike's Thirst for Adventure A Tale of Going Stir Crazy in the 'Saltburn' House

Rosamund Pike got cabin fever in the ‘Saltburn’ house

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Oh, my fashion-loving friends, have I got a treat for you! Picture this: Rosamund Pike, delivering a line that goes viral, saying, “I was a lesbian for a while, you know, but it was all a bit too wet for me in the end. Men are so lovely and dry.” Can you even handle it? Well, hold onto your fabulous hats because this is just the beginning of the madness that is Saltburn – an absolutely bonkers thriller that will leave you breathless (and rolling on the floor laughing).

Let’s set the scene, shall we? Our hero, Oliver (played by the dreamy Barry Keoghan), spends his summer at his friend Felix’s house. But here’s the twist: This is no ordinary house, my darlings. It’s a freaking castle. And who resides in this castle, you ask? None other than the larger-than-life Elspeth Catton, played by the sensational Rosamund Pike. This woman, my friends, loathes anything ugly and spends her days lounging horizontally, devouring tabloid magazines like it’s nobody’s business.

Now, let me tell you, Rosamund Pike absolutely slays in this role. In a recent interview with HotSamples, she spilled the tea on her character. Elspeth, ah, Elspeth. She’s a shallow, narcissistic creature who has perfected the art of self-deception. She thinks she’s the epitome of kindness and grace, always ready to take someone under her wing. That is, until she tires of them and moves on to the next victim. Oh, and dealing with her own children? No, thank you. She’d much rather play caretaker to some lame duck. Bless her misguided heart.

But here’s the best part, my lovely readers: Rosamund Pike was practically begged to take on this role by director Emerald Fennell. And can you blame her? It’s the kind of role any actor would dream of sinking their teeth into. Elspeth is a character so real, so recognizable, you’ll be wondering if you’ve met someone just like her in your own life. And that, my friends, is the beauty of acting. It’s like collecting people throughout your life and using them as inspiration for your craft.

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Now, let’s talk about the cherry on top of this fabulous fashion sundae: the time period. Saltburn is set in 2006. Yes, you heard me right. The least glamorous era of all time. But you know what? It works. Rosamund Pike had a blast immersing herself in this time capsule of a film. She devoured magazines from the 2000s, and let me tell you, the shaming of women during that period was intense. It’s as if people took pleasure in documenting women’s downfalls, catching them in embarrassing moments. But hey, at least they looked fabulous while stumbling out of cabs at 3 a.m., right?

If you’re as excited as I am about this cinematic gem, you’ll be thrilled to know that Rosamund Pike even lived in the titular Saltburn house during filming. Well, not all the cast, just our fabulous leading lady. Let me tell you, dear readers, the family who owns that house knows how to throw a party. They were generous hosts, making sure Rosamund had the time of her life. Little did they know, she had to save her energy for filming. Oh, the sacrifices of a dedicated actor.

But enough about the movie, my stylish companions. Let’s turn the spotlight back to you. Have you ever had an encounter with an English country house family like the one in Saltburn? Share your stories in the comments below, and let’s revel in our shared experiences.

And remember, my fashionable friends, beauty may give you clout, but wit and style are what truly set you apart. So go forth, be unfiltered and vain like Elspeth, and sparkle like the star you are.

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Hey, fabulous readers! If you want in on the wild ride that is Saltburn, go snag yourself some tickets here. You won’t want to miss this!

And before I sign off, a huge shoutout to Rosamund Pike and the rest of the talented cast for bringing this hilariously twisted film to life. You’ve given us a feast for the eyes and a laugh for the soul. Bravo!

Until next time, my fashion-forward friends. Stay glamorous, stay chic, and keep embracing your unique style. You’re all stars in my fashionable universe!

• Your fashion-savvy friend, Emma Baty