Linda Evangelista’s Hilarious Take on the Dating Scene: “I Don’t Want Somebody in My House”

Linda Evangelista Opens Up About Being Done with Dating 'I Just Want Some Peace and Quiet

Linda Evangelista on why she’s done with dating ‘No more heavy breathing for me

If you ever wondered why Linda Evangelista hasn’t been spotted cozying up to any men lately, the supermodel has finally spilled the beans. And brace yourself, because it’s a reason that’s hilariously relatable. According to Evangelista, the main issue with dating is that men have this annoying habit of inhaling and exhaling. I mean, really? Can you blame her for wanting to opt out of that whole mess?

In a recent interview with The Sun, Evangelista declared, “I don’t want to sleep with anybody anymore. I don’t want to hear somebody breathing.” And honestly, who could blame her? Sometimes, a girl just wants some peace and quiet, without the constant reminder of someone’s respiration filling the air.

She made it clear that she’s simply “not interested” in entering the dating scene at the moment. The only man who has the privilege of occupying space in her life is her teenage son, Augustin James Evangelista. You might recognize his last name, as his father is none other than billionaire François-Henri Pinault, who happens to be married to Salma Hayek. So, let’s just say they have quite the interesting blended-family dynamic going on.

Now, let’s take a moment to give Salma Hayek some well-deserved applause. Linda Evangelista recently shared how Hayek came to her rescue during a difficult holiday, proving that not all superheroes wear capes. When Evangelista was feeling under the weather on Thanksgiving, Hayek hopped on a plane with her daughter and showed up at Evangelista’s doorstep ready to save the day.

“I had told her that I wasn’t going to have Thanksgiving; I wasn’t feeling well,” Evangelista revealed to Vogue. “And [Hayek] said, ‘Oh yes you are. I am coming.’ And poof, she was here…I wanted her Mexican chicken with truffled potatoes. And she spent the day in the kitchen and cooked it herself. No help. The kids helped her at the end. She made a feast—a beautiful, beautiful meal.”

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I mean, who wouldn’t want Salma Hayek as their personal chef? She winged it without any set recipes, using her culinary intuition to whip up a mouthwatering meal. It’s no wonder Evangelista refers to her as family.

So, we’ll forgive men for their inhaling and exhaling antics, because if there’s someone worth listening to breathe, it’s definitely Salma Hayek. Kudos to Linda Evangelista for being unapologetically herself and to Hayek for being an incredible friend and step-mom.

Now, who wants to join the Linda-Salma fan club? Grab your membership badges here and let’s celebrate the power of sisterhood and delicious Mexican cuisine!

Hey Fashionistas!

Can you relate to Linda Evangelista’s hilarious dating woes? Share your thoughts and stories in the comments below! And don’t forget to tag your favorite chef friends who could give Salma Hayek a run for her money in the kitchen. Let’s keep the laughter and deliciousness flowing! 💃🌮

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